Daisy Pearl -
"You’re here! This is the best day ever!" Chief Happiness Officer
Daisy greets every visitor, boosts morale, and makes sure nobody ever feels left out. Every guest gets a warm welcome, an instant best friend, and slightly less personal space than they expected.
Special Skills
- Welcoming visitors
- Close-quarters relationship building
- Making instant friends
- Boosting happiness
Ollie -
"I think we need more testing." Chief Treat Tester
Ollie takes quality control seriously. Very seriously. He believes every treat should be tested multiple times to ensure consistent results. It's a difficult job. But someone has to do it.
Special Skills
- Treat testing
- Additional treat testing
- Ongoing treat testing
- Emergency treat testing
Theo -
"You're not going to believe what just happened!" Chief of Announcements
Theo keeps the Wagzworth team informed of all important developments — visitors, deliveries, squirrels, and other urgent matters. No story is too small. No announcement is too early.
Special Skills
- Visitor's alert
- Package notifications
- Squirrel surveillance
- Neighborhood news
Meeka -
"My Office location is confidential." Chief of Strategic Retreat and Remote Operations
Meeka believes some of the best work happens away from the office. Whether she's working from under a bed, inside a closet, or another confidential location, she stays focused on maintaining a healthy work-life balance.
Special Skills
- Remote Work
- Strategic Disappearances
- Finding Quiet Spaces
- Reappearing when snacks are available
Dexter -
"Are you going to eat that?" Chief Snack Acquisition Officer
Dexter believes every snack deserves a loving home. He monitors treat inventory, supervises kitchen operations, and ensures no food item goes unnoticed. His ability to detect a treat bag opening from anywhere in the house is the subject of ongoing scientific research.
Special Skills
- Snack detection
- Kitchen surveillance
- Treat recovery
- Looking innocent
Inspired by the Hawaiian tradition of Kahu
The Wagzworth Way
In Hawai'i, you are never called a dog's owner. You are its kahu (kah-HOO) — its guardian, its keeper, the one entrusted with a cherished life. It means far more than ownership: a kahu safeguards something precious and irreplaceable, caring for it not as property, but as a part of their own soul. That's the spirit behind every treat we make. Love. Protect. Cherish.
Guardianship
You are entrusted with the safekeeping and well-being of a cherished life.
Spiritual Connection
Your dog is not a commodity, but a kindred spirit and a treasured member of the family.
Stewardship
What a kahu protects is a meaningful, irreplaceable part of the heart.
